As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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