Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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