none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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