office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize