my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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