I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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