I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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