Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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