If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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