think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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