is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
