I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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