I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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