apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
