just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I have tasted many bathrooms
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
