We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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