It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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