Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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