You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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