The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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