hotel room ftw
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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