Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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