I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Don't EVER smell your tampon
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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