I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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