I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize