Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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