Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
