I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
birth control should be required to get into college
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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