whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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