I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
it's like iHOP with fire
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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