Don't you send me to vm
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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