All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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