Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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