dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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