The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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