let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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