I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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