why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
my liver is dry heaving
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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