Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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