He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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