Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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