Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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