ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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