let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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