What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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