i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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