Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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