Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
