respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I supernannyed him into submission
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
