my phone needs a breathalizer
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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