he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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