i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
