Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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