doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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