do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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