I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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