The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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