it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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