He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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